biggdum

dave "biggdum" ... 6'2" and built like a retired Norse warrior with a keg belly. i'm a 43 year old Systems Analyst by day, chaotic creative by night. strictly heterosexual, but a firm practitioner of radical existential autonomy... meaning i am aggressively apathetic to the internet culture wars. exist however the hell you want to exist, just don't bring your performative outrage into the underhive. i build and paint plastic miniatures, make loud music, craft weird visual art, play video games, and raise kids. my main goal is to make people smile and laugh... even though i carry the heavy weight of the MS shadow, which constantly tries to drag me into the dark. when i'm not melting heretics solo in Darktide, terrorizing local physics in Goat Simulator 3 with my 8 year old daughter, or slicing limbs in HalfSword with nate, i'm usually overthinking a sandwich or breaking systems at work. oh... and a thousand years ago, in a time when GG stood for Greasegun, there was a clan called [gg]... we left Day of Defeat in the dust. today, captain greasegun and i run [gg] in WARDOGS. join the rising tide of greasy idiots and become one with the llama. super dumb smart guy. stick around for punch and pie.